George Bush actually said...

"I want to thank the folks here at the Harley plant for their wonderful hospitality."

"I'm impressed by the fact that these people really enjoy what they're doing."

"I will assure the American people that we're doing everything in our power to protect you."

"I'm proud to report that there's a lot of good folks that are working hard to see to it that we're right 100 percent of the time."