George Bush actually said...

"President George W. Bush today announced his nomination of one individual to serve in his administration."

"When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world. And we knew exactly who the ‘they' were."

"I've coined new words, like 'misunderestimate' and 'Hispanically.'"

"Closing Chernobyl created the circumstances for a safer and more prosperous Ukraine for future generations."