George Bush actually said...

"Agencies located in regions where electricity shortages are possible should conserve especially during periods of peak demand."

"President George W. Bush today announced his intention to nominate Edmund James Hull to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States to the Republic of Yemen."

"We can postpone action no longer."

"The Cinco de Mayo display of courage and purpose is a source of pride for all freedom-loving people."