George Bush actually said...

"Alfred Rascon, of California, to be Director of Selective Service, vice Gil Coronado, resigned."

"I hereby certify that I am satisfied that: the Board of the International Fund for Ireland, as a whole, is broadly representative of the interests of the communities in Ireland and Northern Ireland."

"Richard Scammon was a groundbreaking analyst of American politics."

"Linda J. Fisher, of the District of Columbia, to be Deputy Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, vice W. Michael McCabe, resigned."