George Bush actually said...

"I want to talk about the Coast Guard."

"There is nothing more important for me and the Federal Government, to do everything within the Constitution of the United States."

"I have ordered the immediate dispatch of two relief flights carrying blankets, shelter material, and water storage equipment to support the most urgent needs of the Congolese people."

"Our job is to fight evil on a daily basis by loving a neighbor just like you'd like to be loved yourself."