George Bush actually said...

"To be a Federal Trade Commissioner."

"National Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month provides an opportunity for our citizens to learn more about early detection and treatment for this deadly cancer."

"I hereby determine and certify that the application of sanctions, as required by this section, would have a serious adverse effect on vital United States interests."

"I hereby determine and certify that the continued termination of assistance, as required by this section, would have a serious adverse effect on vital United States interests."