George Bush actually said...

"This notion about us being a shallow, materialistic society went down the tubes with the courageous people on Flight 93."

"I want Norm Coleman to become the next United States Senator from Minnesota."

"President George W. Bush today announced his intention to nominate Robert R. Rigsby to serve as an Associate Judge of the Superior Court of the District of Columbia."

"The surest way to secure the country is to hunt down the terrorists wherever they try to hide and bring them to justice."