George Bush actually said...

"When he'll walk into the Oval Office and there'll be a moment when the responsibilities of the President lands squarely on his shoulders."

"President Bush opening up, talking about regrets, mistakes -- just a few of them -- the media, Hurricane Katrina, and what his successor will be facing."

"When I get out of here, I'm getting off the stage. I believe there ought to be, you know, one person in the klieg lights at a time. I've had my time in the klieg lights."

"I believe the phrase 'burdens of the office' is overstated. You know, it's, kind of, like, 'Why me? Oh, the burdens, you know. Why did the financial collapse have to happen on my watch?' It's just pat..."