George Bush actually said...

"We have waged an unprecedented campaign against terror at home and abroad. And that campaign has succeeded in protecting the homeland."

"Congress is not getting its work done. We're near the end of the year, and there really isn't much to show for it."

"They believe in raising taxes. And we don't."

"The president even offered to help replace a piece of memorabilia, a baseball signed by their son's namesake, Nolan Ryan."