George Bush actually said...

"It is a signal that those who wear our country's military uniform will never be abandoned."

"I saw one of the ugliest and angriest women I have ever seen in my entire life. Boy, she was really bad. And she charged my car with a sign."

"And then he will walk in the Oval Office, and there will be a moment when the responsibilities of the president land squarely on his shoulders."

"I'm going to be very excited about being at the inaugural tomorrow."