George Bush actually said...

"A new generation of heroes, with the good values you learn from disciplined determination."

"I hereby order that the following actions be taken immediately to implement the sequestrations and reductions determined by the Director of the Office of Management and Budget as set forth in his repo..."

"Abraham Lincoln said, 'I will study and prepare myself, and someday my chance will come.'"

"I have determined to continue to review the status of such worker rights in Bangladesh, El Salvador, and Syria."