George Bush actually said...

"Hard time is what criminals should get, not the innocent kids and older Americans who have to live in fear of violence."

"By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the Federal Advisory Committee Act, as amended and in order to extend the Preside..."

"Deadbeat parents will risk losing access to private credit."

"For generations our Nation sacrificed so that freedom could triumph around the globe."