George Bush actually said...

"By virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States of America, I hereby make the following delegations."

"The United States has stood and will continue to stand in solidarity with the Baltic peoples in their striving for freedom and self-determination."

"The American people simply are tired of watching hoodlums walk, of seeing criminals mock our justice system with these endless technicalities."

"The House is urged to fund fully the Healthy Start Initiative."