George Bush actually said...

"To the maximum extent permitted by law, all agencies shall give highest preference to elementary and secondary schools in the transfer or donation of education-related Federal equipment."

"Provide brief periods of excused absence for Federal employees to assist in the conduct of mathematics and science education programs."

"We will continue to monitor carefully the treatment of Iraq's citizens."

"The authority of the President under to prescribe regulations governing the payment of allowances to employees assigned to duty at Johnston Island for the purposes of maintaining the employees' spouse..."