George Bush actually said...

"President Bush lands just moments ago in Santiago, Chile, for his first meeting with world leaders. But protesters meet him at the airport."

"Police beat down protesters as President Bush makes his first international trip since reelection."

"Simply put, he was a natural, and he made it look too easy. And oh, how I hated him for that."

"A fellow in Saline County was asked by his son why he liked Governor Clinton so much. He said, Son, he'll look you in the eye, he'll shake your hand, he'll hold your baby, he'll pet your dog, all at t..."