George Bush actually said...

"Therefore, by the authority vested in me as President of the United States and Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces by the Constitution and laws of the United States, I am hereby ordering that the f..."

"I've said that from now on in America any definition of a successful life must include service to others."

"We Americans pause to remember General Pulaski and the heartfelt convictions for which he gave his life."

"Units and members of the Armed Forces of the United States will be used to suppress the violence described in the proclamation and to restore law and order in and about the Virgin Islands."