George Bush actually said...

"You know, I -- I am not a political pundit. I'm really not. And secondly, a lot is going to happen between now and the nominating process. I have no clue."

"On my orders, the United States military has begun strikes against al Qaeda terrorist training camps and military installations of the Taliban regime in Afghanistan."

"Osama bin Laden is a prime suspect. And the people who house him, encourage him, provide food, comfort or money are on notice."

"My State of Texas is a leader in clean energy. In fact, if Texas were its own country--which some people have talked about--we would be the world leader in wind energy."