George Bush actually said...

"Abstinence for young people is the only certain way to avoid sexually transmitted diseases."

"If Democrat leaders in Congress are bent on making a political statement, then they need to send me this unacceptable bill as quickly as possible when they come back. I will veto it, and then Congress..."

"It's one thing to send a message. It's another thing to have the person receiving the message actually do something."

"The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."