George Bush actually said...

"While this week's inauguration is not a first for president George W. Bush, it is the first since the war on terror began. And for that reason, security will be like nothing we've ever seen before."

"I guess it's not the most diplomatic of language. Laura, as a matter of fact, chewed me out right after that."

"What's interesting, both the Bush administration and some states have had these marriage initiatives. And they're going to teach us how to stay married, teach us how to have family values."

"I want justice. And there's an old poster out West, as I recall, that said, Wanted, dead or alive."