George Bush actually said...

"If you are a fan of Will and Grace, you might have noticed a lot of ads like this one airing during your favorite show before the elections."

"I certainly hope the bill gets to my desk soon. I believe we have addressed the concerns of by far the majority of members of both the House and the Senate."

"Tommy was commenting on the fact that we're a large company -- country with all kinds of avenues where somebody could inflict harm, and we're doing everything we can to protect the American people..."

"President Bush won in the Buckeye State."