George Bush actually said...

"I'm George W. Bush..."

"If you are a fan of Will and Grace, you might have noticed a lot of ads like this one airing during your favorite show before the elections."

"Tommy was commenting on the fact that we're a large company -- country with all kinds of avenues where somebody could inflict harm, and we're doing everything we can to protect the American people..."

"I certainly hope the bill gets to my desk soon. I believe we have addressed the concerns of by far the majority of members of both the House and the Senate."