George Bush actually said...

"A gifted comedienne known and loved by generations of audiences around the world, Lucille Ball left a lasting impression of American entertainment."

"It is important that an American President salute the Hungarian people and salute the changes that are taking place in Hungary."

"I have determined that it is appropriate to withdraw the duty-free treatment afforded under the GSP to imports from all designated beneficiary developing countries of the cigarette leaf tobacco."

"Our key economic objective at the summit is to sustain noninflationary growth."