George Bush actually said...

"As a nation, we ought to sue each other less and care for each other more."

"Bill Clinton is the wrong man to accept your trust to be President of the United States of America."

"My philosophy is simple. If someone takes liberty with the law, we ought to put them behind bars."

"The Secretary of the Interior will recommend a veto because the bill would statutorily acknowledge the Mowa Band of Choctaw Indians in Alabama."