George Bush actually said...

"Keeping America's neighborhoods safe and secure is one of the most fundamental responsibilities of government."

"I declared a national emergency to deal with the unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States constituted by the grave events that had occurred in ..."

"No payment/no passport. Deadbeat parents could not qualify for a passport."

"I hope he accepts my challenge for four head-on-head debates."