George Bush actually said...

"The physical findings were reviewed by the consultants and the diagnosis of exfoliation syndrome was confirmed with slightly increased intraocular pressure noted again in the left eye, one type of ear..."

"I'm here to express my own thanks and the thanks of a grateful community for all that you do to address the problem of hunger in the Washington metropolitan area."

"Amending our national charter is a profoundly serious step."

"Getting our fiscal house in order is crucial to our nation's long-term economic health and prosperity."