George Bush actually said...

"Tell them I just signed a bill last week, and that bill goes after the deadbeat dads."

"It will foster their pioneering spirit in inventing, producing, and selling high technology products and services here at home and around the world."

"I have great respect for Mikhail Gorbachev and for Yeltsin, but I've learned to have a little question mark about the New Yorker these days."

"It will ensure that continuity of Landsat-type data is maintained for the foreseeable future."