George Bush actually said...

"It's a day that reminds us that we must be good stewards of the land around us."

"The Iraqi people are looking, you know, they're looking at Americans saying are we going to cut and run again? That's what they're thinking as well and we're not going to cut and run if I'm in the Ova..."

"It's necessary. It's what will change the world, help change the world."

"I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message."