Dan Crenshaw: “The morale of the Department of Homeland Security and its employees is of the utmost importance.”

Just hearing about this dumb $20 burrito debate so just thought I’d make the losers on social media angry before going to bed.

I'm not joking. He's the worst person.

The problem with this narrative is that there's no reason to have that fear… I am sorry that so many people on the left and in the media have lied to you about what's in this bill.

The market doesn’t care what you think something ‘should’ cost. Only communists care (they set prices remember? Then everyone starves, remember?) Are you a communist? Or are you an American adult male capable of handling his own shit?