Dan Crenshaw: “You can't control who decides to walk across the border and turn themselves in.”

Just hearing about this dumb $20 burrito debate so just thought I’d make the losers on social media angry before going to bed.

The market doesn’t care what you think something ‘should’ cost. Only communists care (they set prices remember? Then everyone starves, remember?) Are you a communist? Or are you an American adult male capable of handling his own shit?

George, I want to tell you, you have nothing to worry about. Your Medicaid is not going anywhere.

The scary part about that analogy is that it is actually a lot less troubling to lose an eye than it is to completely change your gender. Completely changing your gender is a far more invasive procedure than losing an eye. Trust me, I know.