Dan Crenshaw: “The Texas market design is deregulated just like California, just like New Hampshire, just like many others.”

The problem with this narrative is that there's no reason to have that fear… I am sorry that so many people on the left and in the media have lied to you about what's in this bill.

Just hearing about this dumb $20 burrito debate so just thought I’d make the losers on social media angry before going to bed.

The scary part about that analogy is that it is actually a lot less troubling to lose an eye than it is to completely change your gender. Completely changing your gender is a far more invasive procedure than losing an eye. Trust me, I know.

I'm not joking. He's the worst person.