Dan Crenshaw: “I think tax counseling for the elderly is very important, and I am happy to accept your amendment.”

The scary part about that analogy is that it is actually a lot less troubling to lose an eye than it is to completely change your gender. Completely changing your gender is a far more invasive procedure than losing an eye. Trust me, I know.

Oh, yeah. Mr. Cruz, put it pretty well.

The market doesn’t care what you think something ‘should’ cost. Only communists care (they set prices remember? Then everyone starves, remember?) Are you a communist? Or are you an American adult male capable of handling his own shit?

Just hearing about this dumb $20 burrito debate so just thought I’d make the losers on social media angry before going to bed.