Dan Crenshaw: “Thank you, Madam Chairwoman.”

The scary part about that analogy is that it is actually a lot less troubling to lose an eye than it is to completely change your gender. Completely changing your gender is a far more invasive procedure than losing an eye. Trust me, I know.

Just hearing about this dumb $20 burrito debate so just thought I’d make the losers on social media angry before going to bed.

Countless lives could be saved by this. President @realDonaldTrump announced today he’s fast-tracking research into ibogaine and other psychedelic therapies for veterans suffering from PTSD. I’ve seen firsthand what this treatment can do.

The market doesn’t care what you think something ‘should’ cost. Only communists care (they set prices remember? Then everyone starves, remember?) Are you a communist? Or are you an American adult male capable of handling his own shit?