Lamar Alexander actually said...

"If I may ask a minute, who came up with the way that television stations and radio stations let us know about tornadoes?"

"FEMA tells me that it's been 2008 since any disaster in this country has required as much money or attention as this one has."

"Oversight is a big part of our responsibility."

"The Department of Education is about to become the sixth largest bank in the country based upon volume of student loans."