Pedro Pierluisi actually said...

Puerto Rico has nearly the same number of annual murders that Texas does, even though Texas is home to 25 million people.

Therefore, I respectfully ask the committee to work with me to ensure that total funding for the National Guard Counterdrug Support Program ...

Over 110 people have died in immigration custody since 2003. Too many others have been subject to rape, abuse, or medical neglect.

That assertion does not even pass the laugh test. But nobody should find it amusing.