William McKinley actually said...

"Sectional feeling no longer holds back the love we bear each other."

"A nation which cares for its disabled soldiers as we have always done will never lack defenders."

"He shall make weekly reports to the collector of customs of the islands at the chief port of all transactions at the subport over which he has jurisdiction, with copies of all entries of merchandise, ..."

"All questions arising in the administration of customs in the islands shall be referred to the collector of the islands at the chief port for decision, from which there shall be no appeal."