Jim Jordan actually said...

"I think we could have a very productive session today, working in a very bipartisan manner, not in an alarmist manner, and eliminate some of these false claims and shed some light on where we can save..."

"the reason we support reducing spending and sequestration is because we have a debt larger than our entire annual economy."

"Next, we had the President. I guess he didn't want to be outdone and wanted his Pinocchios as well because he claimed that janitors at the United States Capitol would receive a pay cut."

"First, Education Secretary Arne Duncan went on National television and claimed that teachers were literally getting pink slips."