Political Quotes

We are in a very good place. We're going to have to keep working on it.

Why don’t the Democrats just stop this entire charade and reopen the government so that we don’t have to try to make this thing work on a shoestring budget.

If you help us reopen the government, the sombrero memes will stop.

It’s not the end. It is, in fact, exactly how this is going to have to happen when you have people who hate each other.