J. D. Vance actually said...

"We know that the Chinese are very, very interested in this island. We have seen some of the economic pressures they have tried to place on Greenland."

"Denmark has not kept pace in devoting the resources necessary to keep this base, to keep our troops, and, in my view, to keep the people of Greenland safe from a lot of very aggressive incursions from..."

"I’m fine with people telling jokes."

"As a general rule, I'm fine with people telling jokes and not fine with people starting stupid wars that kill thousands of my countrymen."