Hillary Clinton: “Clearly we want this to be Afghan-led, but the United States has to play a major role.”

Some people are actually scared about what’s going on in our country.

Well, first of all, don’t be a handmaiden to the patriarchy, which kind of eliminates every woman on the other side of the aisle, except for very few.

When we got married 50 years ago, we had no idea how our lives would unfold. But one thing I knew for certain then, and still know now, is that I wanted to navigate the ups and downs and in-betweens with you. Happy anniversary, dear Bill.

My prediction is they will do to gay marriage what they did to abortion — they will send it back to the states.