Hillary Clinton actually said...

"I am not lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"Jena reminds us that the scales of justice are seriously out of balance when it comes to charging, sentencing, and punishing African Americans."

"You can always tell when the Republicans are restless, because the vice president's motorcade pulls into the Capitol, and Darth Vader emerges."

"The American people should have access to the same array of health care choices and benefits as the Senators and representatives they elect."