Hillary Clinton actually said...

"I got to that point where I said, well, maybe he's paid zero. He said that makes him smart. Now, if not paying taxes makes him smart, what does that make all the rest of us?"

"Oh yes. One down, two to go."

"Donald thinks that climate change is a hoax, perpetrated by the Chinese. I think it's real."

"I have a feeling by the end of this evening I'm going to be blamed for everything that's ever happened."