Hillary Clinton actually said...

"I don't think I would ever be offered and don't think I would accept."

"As I introduce her, I want to end with her favorite quote, because I love this quote. It's from Mahatma Gandhi. He ran a gas station down in St. Louis for a couple of years. Mr. Gandhi, do you still g..."

"I'm not getting involved in the primary campaign. I'm going to wait and support whoever the nominee is that emerges from this process."

"Let's keep Gray Davis and let's get rid of George Bush."