Hillary Clinton actually said...

"We are engaged in all possible ways through every possible channel to secure their release. And we once again urge North Korea to grant their immediate release on humanitarian grounds."

"Hillary Clinton giggles as she hears about how ancient Egyptians entombed their leaders alive to appease the gods."

"A light bulb goes on as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton suddenly solves the crisis in the Middle East."

"We believe that the charges are baseless, and should not have been brought. And that these two young women should be released immediately."