Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"The object of your organization is, in my opinion, a very worthy one, and the efforts of its members toward the successful attainment of such a goal, are deserving of the highest praise."

"It is hereby ordered that the public lands...be withdrawn from settlement, location, sale, entry, and all forms of appropriation, pending a resurvey of said townships."

"There is hereby established an agency to be known as the 'Federal Alcohol Control Administration' to aid in effectuating the policy of said title."

"I hereby assign frequencies to Government radio stations."