Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"The persistent and tragic droughts which during recent years have afflicted all the west in varying degrees have made it imperative that what can be done, consistent with good economic and engineering..."

"The new foundation will carry on a broad gauged educational campaign, prepared under expert medical supervision."

"The taking of an application for, and issuance of, a travel certificate for use in China, $1.00."

"Well planned and expertly engineered, a new federal irrigation project is a good investment for the government."