Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"I have always encouraged, and am entirely in favor of, absolute freedom for all news writers."

"I do not have a copy of the other one; but I suppose we have it somewhere."

"I have not checked the figures, except to say that they have reported and that we expect to make the economies."

"it is ordered that Vineyard Haven, Massachusetts, be, and it is hereby, abolished as a customs port of entry"