Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"By virtue of and pursuant to the authority vested in me by section 1745, as amended, and section 1752 of the Revised Statutes of the United States."

"To inspire by their example fresh determination among all the United Nations to bend every energy to bring about the final defeat and unconditional surrender of the common enemy."

"I congratulate you on the brilliant victory at Stalingrad of the armies under your supreme command."

"Oh, they were magnificent."