Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"The permanent cure lies in finding suitable jobs in industry and agriculture for all willing workers."

"I have learned with profound regret of the controversy which has unfortunately arisen between our sister republics of Haiti and the Dominican Republic."

"The Government of the United States possesses no more sincere hope than that the maintenance of peace between the American Republics may be firmly assured."

"The Government of the United States stands ready to join in extending its friendly services in an effort to further the attainment of a pacific solution of the present controversy."