Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"The object of your organization is, in my opinion, a very worthy one, and the efforts of its members toward the successful attainment of such a goal, are deserving of the highest praise."

"I extend congratulations and best wishes on the occasion of the Forty-fifth Anniversary of the Lord's Day Alliance of the United States."

"There is hereby established an agency to be known as the 'Federal Alcohol Control Administration' to aid in effectuating the policy of said title."

"Miss Anne Stevens may be appointed to a clerical position in the office of the United States attorney at Boston, Massachusetts, without compliance with the requirements of the civil-service rules."