Franklin Roosevelt actually said...

"I have repeatedly stated my feeling that the care of the sick is a local responsibility."

"it is hereby ordered that the present Director of the Bureau of Navigation and Steamboat Inspection may appoint one private secretary without compliance with the requirements of the civil-service rule..."

"It is ordered that the following-described public land in Arkansas be, and it is hereby, temporarily withdrawn from settlement, location, sale, or entry for classification as to its suitability for wi..."

"By virtue of and pursuant to the authority vested in me under the Emergency Appropriation Act."